English football’s first world tour

Islington Corinthians may not be a famous name, but these footballing Phileas Foggs left their mark on history with an extraordinary 1930s round-the-world jaunt involving leopards, cocaine, cobras, crocodiles, and a bullet-strewn carry-on up the Khyber.


Pember’s code

Arthur Pember titillated Victorian New York with his muckraking journalism. He wrote about crime, corruption and a bizarre search for mermaids. But there was one episode he never wrote about: serving as the first president of the Football Association and setting out the Laws of the Game.


Still with us: Gainsborough Trinity

Gainsborough Trinity have always overachieved, despite the best efforts of their local rivals. With a population of around 20,800, lower than the likes of Glossop, Accrington and Fleetwood, Gainsborough is one of the smallest towns to have had a Football League club.


Football chants

As part of FourFourTwo’s 50 Best Football Chants special, why do Liverpool fans sing You’ll Never Walk Alone, why do West Ham fans sing I’m Forever Blowing Bubbles, and why on Earth do Stoke City fans sing Delilah (a creepy murder ballad about an insane voyeur who knifes his cheating lover to death)?


Elephant football

In the summer of 1899, football’s most famous goalkeeper took on a Sanger’s Circus elephant in what was billed as ‘The Greatest Novelty in the World’ – an elephant-versus-man penalty shoot-out. This is the story of one of the the great football sensations of the Victorian era.


Nick Ross and Harry Chapman

Two pieces in this issue, on football’s original hard man and a football manager’s less-famous brother. Nick Ross was the “demon back” who captained Preston North End and Everton in the late-1890s. And Harry Chapman was the brother of legendary Arsenal manager Herbert.


Czech mate

A short obituary piece on the popular former Newcastle goalkeeper Pavel Srnicek, who died in December aged 47, exploring how Pavel became a Geordie. After a tough start, Pavel endeared himself to fans with his hard work on and off the pitch.


Homesick Pirate

A piece about my search for Edward Robinson, the Newcastle Pirate, for Northern Correspondent, a print magazine for the North East of England. Robinson sailed with Blackbeard during the Golden Age of Piracy, which should place him among the North East’s most interesting historical figures.


In Black and White book review

The rise and fall of Gretna FC is one of the most fascinating football stories of recent times. The club won three successive promotions before falling into administration and going out of business. Then came the rebirth. A review of the book In Black and White by Anton Hodge.


Still with us: Darwen

The town of Darwen in east Lancashire hosts one of the oldest surviving former Football League clubs, with the current AFC Darwen a continuation of the original Darwen FC, founded in the early 1870s. It’s the smallest town ever represented in the top division, and it also holds some unwanted records.