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Hands Resist Him

November 3rd, 2009

hands resist himSix long years ago I wrote a Halloween feature for the Sunday Herald Magazine that took a tongue-in-cheek look at the “eBay Haunted Painting”, an creepy oil painting by artist Bill Stoneham called Hands Resist Him that apparently caused strange reactions in those who viewed it.

“When this painting appeared for sale on the internet, some who saw it wept in terror. Then it was linked to poltergeists and two mysterious deaths. Now its seller has disappeared…”

It’s a fun feature, and would have made a timely post if I’d put it up last week in the run-up to Halloween…

Anyhow, you can read it as a PDF, which includes a full-page image of the painting, here: Haunted Painting (PDF)

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Tadcaster Brown Ale

October 13th, 2009

Newcastle Brown Ale will not longer be brewed on Tyneside, Scottish & Newcastle has announced, making you wonder what appreciation anyone at the brewing conglomerate has of its world famous brand. Brewing will be shifted to Tadcaster, but the drink will still be labelled ‘Newcastle’ and sold by the boatload around the world. What a sham.

In fact, the last true bottle of Newcastle Brown Ale was brewed in April 2005, after which S&N’s Tyne brewery was closed and demolished, and production was moved across the River Tyne to Gateshead, at the Federation Brewery. The ‘Fed’ will now close, with the loss of 63 jobs.

Given that Scottish & Newcastle has previously closed its Edinburgh brewery, you could be forgiven for suggesting that it should now just call itself ‘&’.

Created by Colonel Jim Porter in 1925, Newcastle Brown Ale is one of the world’s most famous and bestselling beers. But if it isn’t brewed in Newcastle – or at least on Tyneside – then shouldn’t the famous name be abandoned?

Certainly, there’d be hell on if Geordies started producing champagne. That’s because of the appellation control that prevents food and drink from being manufactured outside specific regions. So Melton Mowbray pork pies, Parma ham, Jersey Royal potatoes, Feta cheese, Dutch Gouda and Welsh lamb are all protected.

But there is no such protection for Newcastle Brown Ale. I, for one, will never buy it again until its place of manufacture matches the name on the bottle. Now I’m off to Greggs of Gosforth to buy a Cornish pasty.

I co-edited and contributed reviews to The Non-Beardy Beer Book.

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Burgers with Muhammad Ali

August 19th, 2009

Russ Routledge and Muhammad AliThis month, Muhammad Ali makes his final visit to the UK. For Ali superfan Russ Routledge, it is a chance to say goodbye to a man he has called a friend for 25 years. Russ first met Ali as a young lad in the 70s, and became close to the Champ after spending a week at his home in LA in 1984.

I met Russ a couple of years ago, when he told me his story, and showed me the photographs and video footage documenting that week and his subsequent friendship with Ali.

You can read the magazine feature I’ve written, and see some of Russ’s exclusive photos, by clicking on the link below:

Burgers with Muhammad Ali (PDF, 900KB)

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